He appears to be having a good time up there — which makes it worse. The Cable Cadaver moves hand-over-hand along a twisted cable, his bony frame lurching with each grip and release across unlimited travel distance.

Sparky has found himself in an electrifying predicament. Strung between two elevated points, he moves hand-over-hand across the cable — each hand gripping and releasing in sequence — as he desperately tries to reach one end or the other. An unusual and instantly memorable motion that guests simply don’t expect.

Same predicament as Sparky, worse outcome. Shorty moves hand-over-hand across the cable just like his friend — except his legs have long since melted off from the high voltage. He continues anyway.

This incredible character can be programmed to move in either direction at variable speeds, simulating a commando on a zip line as he moves back and forth shooting at your guests.

What’s more natural than an ape swinging hand-over-hand across a cable? As you watch him, you’re genuinely not sure if he’s having a great time or worried about the fall. His head moves up and down as he peers at the people staring up at him.

Something has gone terribly wrong for Santa. He slipped and is now holding on for dear life — hand over hand across a string of electrified Christmas lights — working his way toward one end or the other to get down.